The following was sent to me in an email from a family member in K-town. I couldn’t stop laughing….

The contestants will start in Bristol, travel down to Morristown and on to Knoxville. From there they will head over to Athens then Chattanooga. They will then proceed north to Nashville then east through Cookeville, Crossville, Kingston, back through Knoxville and hit I-81 all the way back to Bristol.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with Florida license plates and several large bumper stickers that read:

“I’m Gay and Dale Earnhart was my lover”
“NASCAR Sucks”
“Go Bama”
“Copenhagen is for Idiots”
“Barrack in 2008″
“Deer Hunting is Murder”
“Say No to Budweiser”
“I’m Here to Confiscate Your Guns”
“Go Gators.”

The first one to make it back to Bristol alive wins.